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A KINDA DIARY OF THE DOINS OF ME AND THE SPAFES!
22/4/2003 CAPDOWN GIG. This day woz really fucked up. Myself and the forever safe Joe decided to go to the CAPDOWN gig at MS1 in Skadiff. Bad idea the day was shit!. Trains were fucked, we both almost got fuckin mugged and to top it off the motha fuckin gig waas cancelled. So we headed back to the Port, got pissed in OTT's and caught tha last bus home.
26/4/2003 Down tha shop skatin on my freshly made box.
11/5/2003 Went to ESTEVEZ's gig at O'Neills pub. Estevez played proper bo I tell thee! I got pissed and filmed the gig.
12-16/5/2003 Work sucks Joes left bollack!
16/5/2003 night time. gettin stoned and wrecked up with Joe and typin this shit!
20/5/2003 MISFITS GIG. Fuckin yeah! man! this gig was safe, not just likes the normal safe but safer, it was so safe it was safe as fuck! Me, Joe, Stelle and Ad all got pissed and rocked it out in tha motha fuckin pit. you Knows it clarts!
21/5/2003 ESTEVEZ GIG Safe! Estevez was playin in tha Riverside Tavern pub and it was "SPAFE AS FUCK". The Zooport family Estevez fuckin rocked and I was king of Pool. Sorted Spa's!
23/5/2003 THE FRIDAY MASH UP I fuckin luvs this day I does. Started off with a skate down tha shop with Joe and Mikey[oh god I want to fuck my car in the back end and cum all ova my bonnet then rub it all in wiv my M to the I to the K to the E and buff it all up wiv my baad FRED PERRY] D. Then come home and smoked loadsa skunk and got wrecked on beer. Woz gonna kick in Pat but that would spoil my FRIDAY MASH UP.
26/5/2003 ESTEVEZ GIG Yes Mate! Oh My! Coleford Music Festival Up in that there forest it is, Innit! yeah u knows it! Estevez fuckin rocked it, safe! in front of 10 mutha fuckin of those "sweaty moshers" [say it nooport]. Came home and used draw!.
27/5/2003 Skateboarded wiv Joseph W Groglebottom.
28/5/2003 Same as last night, but wiv Leee Powell as well. Gettin caned on Skunk wiv Joe and doin this shit coz Joe asked if I wanted to have a go on the computer and I said yes!
29/5/2002-4/6/2003 Used loadsa draw!! wiv Joe.
5/6/2003 Joe decided in work that we would get pissed, so we did, Mikey D too. We went to Magor to the Sheeff and drank beer and played pool. We then came home an smoked.
6/6/2003 A band called Jazzinno played down tha club and me and joe and ad and joes mum went down and it was cool and we got pissed and i puked and something else and then came home and drank some wine and smoked some spliffs and had a chat and now im doin this and im wrecked and its 3 in the mornin and and ........
7-12/6/2003 um! temporary memory loss I guess, I think I just got stoned.
13/6/2003 FRIDAY THE 13th "fuck" fuck all dodgy happend though. Just got a lump 'o' blow, Joe got some beers, had a skate, a kick about with a football, Adam and Mike D included, fucked off up Llanvair to Mike's house, sat in tha middle of a road and toked on some doobies then came home via the all important stop off for munchies munch at the services and drank beer and puffed tha draw and got wrecked.
14/6/2003 I fuckin loves a saturday, I got loadsa dolla, weed and fags, all I needs for the traditional saturday mack sesh accompanied by beer drinking and induldging in the spiffingly, spontainiously spafe game that is called pool. Ad joined in this week too with myself and Joseph, which was nice!
15/6/2003 Estevez played to yet another record breaking crowd at TJ's. Good night though, my's clarts played well but to a max of like 10 people or something. Im smoking a bong right now! 02:12 oh well its tomorrow now, Im working today too. nevermind!
5/7/2003 Sorry spa's, musta been "block up" for tha last three weeks, can't remember shit, nevermind, probably had a safe as fuck time, innit! Tonight was cool though, I can remember that coz it just happened. safe!! ESTEVEZ played at Chepo football club, I got pissed, the clarts played safe, all enjoyed the night, now im back in the front room, having a smoke, typin this, and now im gonna stop coz i'm tierd, I got work in tha morn and its 1:30am, ive lost full stop, where is it? oh my gareth! there it is, fuckinell its by there for fucks sake, right i'll press it now, are you ready, here it comes, you sure, i'm not, ok then, you asked for it, you fuckin clit, right then, here goes~~~~~~ cant stop now, gotta type, on a mission, fucked up, im pissed, stoned, where tha fuck is full stop again?, the rooms spinnin, cant see, oh shit, gonna puke, false alarm, safe!, yes spliff, spark up that shit, praise sista Mary Jane the patron saint ov herbal remedies, may the lord of all eternal stonedness bless me and all my's clarts and all the weed that we shall be smokin.amen Haha I pressed . [there she is the lil fecker]
JU-fuckin-LY uptil now 24 sept God the fuck knows, um, went to Ireland and went to Slane Castle and saw the FOO FIGHTERS, CHILLI PEPPERS AND THE QUEENS of the mutha fuckin STONE AGE, Yep thats right ya clart, you fuckin knows it! Good bash but the dependence of drugs fucks tings ight op [PERFECT EXAMPLE RIGHT FUCKIN THERE, im not going to put it right either] Weed is great, I fuckin luvs the draw I does, ganja really is the fuckin shit!
God only fuckin knows what else has happened in tha world of the the STONEY, All i can really do is guess at going to loadsa ESTEVEZ gigs, getting stoned, pissed and skating, must of had a banging time. Tonight though myself, Joe and Estelle went to the N.C.L.A and saw the Carnival of the Bizarre which just so happened to really bizarre. This included stuff like fire eating, skin streching, electricution, sword swallowing and dangling heavy objects from nipples and bellends. oh well i guess i can say that i've seen it I suppose.
Oh yeh! I also broke my ickle toe, that was fun!. Not today though, back when I was dead or something.
ONLY UPDATED WHEN I CAN BE FUCKT TO DO IT, SO HAVE PATEIENCE YOU FUCKS THAT IS IF YOU CAN BE FUCKT TO FOLLOW THIS FUCKIN SHIT!!!!!!
YOU FUCKIN LUVS IT INNIT SMURFBOY!
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